Jack Stone: SUPER COP! CYOA, Chapter 1

Jack Stone is both the best and worst super cop. Casting aside such silly things as collateral damage and civilian casualties, he catches (or rather kills) the bad guys left and right, no matter how many times he gets punched in the dick.
His morals are awful, his comebacks are even more awfuler, and his grammar is....passable.
Step in to a world
where the 4th wall curls up into a ball and cries like a bitch.
Where criminals and innocent civilians are the same thing!
Where one moment things are all bright and sunny, then Jack Stone shows up and ruins everything in the name of stone-cold justice!

Make sure to keep a bottle of bleach handy after reading for your eyes!

Will post more if there's enough interest.